WARNING: New Weapons of Mass Consumption Emerging from Nation's Orchards!

Warning!  

This simple array of common household staples is striking fear into the hearts of beverage company executives and their vast networks of distributors, including bar tenders from Washington to New Hampshire because with these items and a few simple steps,  #homebrew fanatics are fermenting their own varieties of ethanol laced Hard Ciders, Perries and even other kinds of high gravity ciders made with Cherries for consumption in a wide variety of settings, from Seasonal, so called, "Halloween" parties, where these extremists actually watch as their own children dunk for apples, as far fetching radicals sip their own #ciders.

They also commonly go about "tailgating" at so called, "Tailgate" gatherings in parking lots where like minded #cider zealots BBQ meats in sweet and sour sauces before moving into a crowded stadiums to cheer on sports teams with a reckless abandon not seen since the Roman bread and circus.  What's more: some of these sauces may even be made with #homebrew hard ciders!

Beverage Industry insiders, and the Tea Party Leaders in Congress, to whom they contribute in Washington, DC to further their interests are none too thrilled with these recent developments, as these so called #Homebrew cider fanatics aim to put a serious dent in discounted future cash flows of beverage companies that have been organized to capture and maximize profit from a nation's thirst. 

Experts say, it all starts with this (right photo insert)--  Apple Cider, in it's raw state, pressed from the fruits of all but poisonous trees in states on farms where farmers encourage unsuspecting patrons to pick their own apples with signs that read, or "U-pick" or "Pick your own".  Experts also say you can make a difference.

Says one anonymous #cidersafe expert, who shall remain nameless, told reporters: "There is a lot you can do to help beverage companies sustain the monopolistic hold on beverage consumption of consumers that allows them to pay me so much, just by reporting what you see to the twitter hashtag: #Cidersafety, as well as other #cider hashtags you may run across... just remember to point your smart phone camera, shoot, taste, then post to #cidersafety".

So stay safe, and if you see something, drink some of this emerging #hardcider after you take a picture to be sure it's genuine #Homebrew!